the town bishop that is usually referred to as 'bishop vegas', the chaviest place in England. you will find many children from ages 10+ drinking, smoking and doing drugs. they get this by going down south church n getting Ray or den in the shop getting bottles of cheap wine and cactus jack. most kids have shagged by 11 and probs pregnant by 15. children go down clay banks or king James river to drink and shagg behind bushes. the best thing on a Friday Saturday is the police chases down the Main Street jumping over fences and bushes to get away, starting fires and getting arrested at 10. getting kicked out of school for hitting the teachers or getting in fights with ya mates for fuck all. can't go with a decent lad without them wanting a sucky or to finger ye, without them texting other lasses behind ye back and saving their name as yours so you think its just you on their texts. getting messed about is the highlight of living in bishops, I LOVE IT!
by downthetooooon May 06, 2018
by hamikelitoris June 28, 2009
To call this place a shithole is an understatement, smackheads and chavs are around every corner looking for their giro they dropped a week ago. Most roadmen that live here are wannabe gangsters that go around in north face jackets and berghaus fleeces amen ballys thinking that they’re from south London.
by BigSolidMushFromBishVegas November 22, 2019
The most beautiful place in the world. Its known for it's tourist attractions like mcdonalds and asda. The people there are all very friendly and dress very smartly. it's also a very rich town and only rich people can live here. Bishop has one of the best schools ever called st johns.
Person 1- I live in bishop Auckland and I love it. Person 2- I want to live in bishop Auckland but I can't afford it
by Junky lassie May 09, 2012