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Achromatic 

A life uncolored. Wanting to be the person that others want you to be but still asking if that's the person you are. Thinking nobody wants you and wishing to live in another world. Thinking leaving would make others happy.
This achromatic life is so tiring.
Achromatic by helldriiven April 13, 2017

Acromegaly 

An endocrine disease characterized by large limbs, protruding jaw, and a prominent forehead. These physical features are due to excessive secretion of IGF-1 (insulin growth factor-1) due to a tumor at the pituitary gland. Most humans and animals who have acromegaly are of unusually large stature and a tend to have other medical complications including resistant diabetes mellitus and cardiac disease.
"Whats up with that circus guy from Big Fish?"

-I don't know much about him other than he has acromegaly.

"Andre the Giant was the greatest wrestler/actor of all time AND has acromegaly!"

-Cool.

"I think Lurch from the Adam's family has acromegaly."

-I think you're right.

"Fuck, my cat has resistant diabetes and a high IGF level, I think he has acromegaly.

-MRI that bitch and lets find out.
Acromegaly by nomaticflower November 29, 2013

Achromiastic 

A word used to describe anything, in any form you want. It’s extemely flexible.
Yo that car is so achromiastic!

Where is your achromiastic bag?!

You’re so achromiastic leave this house, NOW!
Achromiastic by DEUCE+TURD October 14, 2018

acromantula 

A race of giant spiders that inhabits the Forbidden Forest located outside of Hogwarts in the book Harry Potter. The first acromantula, Aragog, was brought to the forest by Hagrid during his stay as a student at Hogwarts.
Professor Slughorn happily drained the poison from the tentacles of the acromantula.
acromantula by Tiek00n January 26, 2006

achomlishments 

The opposite of an accomplishment. Examples of achomlishments include: bankrupting multiple casinos; sustaining a toxic brand through decades of failed businesses such as steaks, water, wineries, and pseudo-higher education courses; persuading a majority of voters that your opponent is a better fit for high office; spending time on Fox News; spending time watching Fox News; endearing yourself to your geo-political rivals as an easy mark and a useful idiot; breaching oaths of office; neglecting to read, understand and defend one's constitution.
The Dems have no achomlishments