achomlishments 

The opposite of an accomplishment. Examples of achomlishments include: bankrupting multiple casinos; sustaining a toxic brand through decades of failed businesses such as steaks, water, wineries, and pseudo-higher education courses; persuading a majority of voters that your opponent is a better fit for high office; spending time on Fox News; spending time watching Fox News; endearing yourself to your geo-political rivals as an easy mark and a useful idiot; breaching oaths of office; neglecting to read, understand and defend one's constitution.

The Dems have no achomlishments

achomlishments by A. Cholmondeley May 24, 2019

Achomlishment 

A word used by low-iq, small handed, orange individuals as an attempt to scare other low-iq, typically Southern people into doing their bidding.

Dems have no achomlishments

Achomlishment by 84fierocrookedantenna May 23, 2019

Smell your accomplishments

Something immature bitches on the bus make up to insult you which usually means close your legs you smell.

Damnnn girl smell your accomplishments!

Smell your accomplishments by JessaBabe February 26, 2009

Achomlishment 

Believing one has achieved something great while being blind to one’s failures, privilege, and inheritance.

The president thought higher consumer prices due to retaliatory tariffs was a great achomlishment.

Achomlishment by MRinLA May 25, 2019

Real accomplishments

Seriously?

Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.

Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."

Real accomplishments by Hym Iam March 2, 2023