Accelerbator

One who has realised they need to finish off masturbating quickly, or they'll be late.

I realised I was going to be late, so I had to finish quickly. Still got there on time. I'm such a pro accelerbator.

by Aquaeous March 05, 2011

Accelerbate

Realising that one needs to finish off masturbating quickly or one will be late, and resultantly accelerating with the activity in order to finish sooner.

"Crap, I've only got ten minutes to get the bus."
*accelerbates*

by Aquaeous March 05, 2011

Accelerbate

Revving your engine at a red light - the male equivalent of an attention-seeking Instagram thot.

I can't wait for this light to turn green so I don't have to have to listen to this jabroney accelerbate anymore.

by organgtool April 19, 2022