Accelerbate

Realising that one needs to finish off masturbating quickly or one will be late, and resultantly accelerating with the activity in order to finish sooner.

"Crap, I've only got ten minutes to get the bus."
*accelerbates*

by Aquaeous March 5, 2011

Accelerbate

Revving your engine at a red light - the male equivalent of an attention-seeking Instagram thot.

I can't wait for this light to turn green so I don't have to have to listen to this jabroney accelerbate anymore.

by organgtool April 19, 2022

Accelerated Reader

An exuse for schools to torture its students by forcing us to read and take tests on them to pass.

i hate accelerated reader.
me too.

doesnt everyone

by pissyest bitch from stg June 17, 2012

Accelerate

Accelerate is a beautiful written dnf smut(dream not found) fanfic found on AO3.

Hey man have you read that dnf book?
Which one accelerate?
Yeah that one it's really gay.

by Your mom LOL XD💅✨ June 20, 2021

Cum wave particle accelerator

The 4 by 4 123 abc Infinite cum waves are move at rapid speeds because of the 2 by 2 xbox 360 live membership converter which is the meiosis of the mitochondria

Person A: Hey how are you doing?

Person B: Cum wave particle accelerator

Person A: I agree

by Punanijesus February 27, 2021

Accelerbator

One who has realised they need to finish off masturbating quickly, or they'll be late.

I realised I was going to be late, so I had to finish quickly. Still got there on time. I'm such a pro accelerbator.

by Aquaeous March 5, 2011

farticle accelerator

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

by Ian Akori July 27, 2008