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Flaccid, not funny, not cool.
Absult is not a word.
Absult by Absult Rockstar February 24, 2013
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Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla 

A very dangerous gorilla, do not approach.......... also why did you search this up??
see that explosion - that would be the Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla we tested out against a tank :)

absoltariarous 

Absoltariarous is a Youtuber with loving fans. Absoltariarous loves her fans with all her heart and will do anything for them. She is nice and caring. She is also friends with BraydenGWB and loves to make Youtube videos with him. She also uses the nicknames 'Human" and "Potato" a lot.
Human 1 - Absoltariarous is a great youtuber!

Human 2 - yeah, she cares about her fans so much.

abdultawab 

Abdultawab is a rare gem. Someone you should never lose. You may be fortunate to meet or know one Abdultawab throughout your lifetime. They are sweet, Kind hearted, and Gentle in Nature. They always have big goals and strong Ambitions. You should never lose an Abdultawab, or else you are screwed.
I met an Abdultawab today, that's the best that has happened in my Life.
If I lose Abdultawab, I will be screwed for life.
abdultawab by Good Abdool February 2, 2020
1.) A comment or action that is given or recieved as an insult and assault

2.) An insult so brutal that it becomes an assault.
Are you assulting my intelligence?

That man was brutally assulted!
Assult by coedcarr May 15, 2009

Sperm assult 

When a man suprises a unsuspecting woman with a cum shot.
Dude, I was at the airport and I blew a load on this fat chicks face then ran away!!! SPERM ASSULT!!!!!!
Sperm assult by capt a April 4, 2009
When your spouse admires someone else's abs.
Last week I accused my wife of abdultery when I caught her admiring her personal trainer's abs. My attorney said it wouldn't stand up in court.
Abdultery by rpcgal January 30, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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