Absult

Flaccid, not funny, not cool.

Absult is not a word.

by Absult Rockstar February 24, 2013

Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla

A very dangerous gorilla, do not approach.......... also why did you search this up??

see that explosion - that would be the Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla we tested out against a tank :)

by Infrared1011 May 25, 2021

absoltariarous

Absoltariarous is a Youtuber with loving fans. Absoltariarous loves her fans with all her heart and will do anything for them. She is nice and caring. She is also friends with BraydenGWB and loves to make Youtube videos with him. She also uses the nicknames 'Human" and "Potato" a lot.

Human 1 - Absoltariarous is a great youtuber!

Human 2 - yeah, she cares about her fans so much.

by Absoltariarous June 18, 2020

abdultawab

Abdultawab is a rare gem. Someone you should never lose. You may be fortunate to meet or know one Abdultawab throughout your lifetime. They are sweet, Kind hearted, and Gentle in Nature. They always have big goals and strong Ambitions. You should never lose an Abdultawab, or else you are screwed.

I met an Abdultawab today, that's the best that has happened in my Life.
If I lose Abdultawab, I will be screwed for life.

by Good Abdool February 2, 2020

Assult

1.) A comment or action that is given or recieved as an insult and assault

2.) An insult so brutal that it becomes an assault.

Are you assulting my intelligence?

That man was brutally assulted!

by coedcarr May 15, 2009

Sperm assult

When a man suprises a unsuspecting woman with a cum shot.

Dude, I was at the airport and I blew a load on this fat chicks face then ran away!!! SPERM ASSULT!!!!!!

by capt a April 4, 2009

Abdultery

When your spouse admires someone else's abs.

Last week I accused my wife of abdultery when I caught her admiring her personal trainer's abs. My attorney said it wouldn't stand up in court.

by rpcgal January 30, 2021