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assult
Alternative spelling of "assault," pronounced the same.
Past tense is "assulated," pronounced the same as "assaulted." There is no such word as "assulate."
Past tense is "assulated," pronounced the same as "assaulted." There is no such word as "assulate."
assult by Mr Ken Shabby February 3, 2024
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Assult Leanis
If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.
General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.
Assult Leanis by Get away dad! February 28, 2019
assult rifle
A standard issue weapon in the battlefield first used in combat in 1944 in germany with mp44 shtenghaveihr
Assult rifles are very costly weapons on the legit market, and officially banned in the US territories unless with the use of official licencing
Could induce trigger happiness with prolonged use
Assult rifles are very costly weapons on the legit market, and officially banned in the US territories unless with the use of official licencing
Could induce trigger happiness with prolonged use
assult rifle by Uncle_staliN January 14, 2006
Assult Pack
Little Toast, Little Pants and Little Tit Face got the TP out of my Assult Pack and began to destroy the Pizza Monsters place of dwelling.
Assult Pack by LittlePeanut August 4, 2007
Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla
see that explosion - that would be the Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla we tested out against a tank :)
Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla by Infrared1011 May 25, 2021
Sperm assult
Dude, I was at the airport and I blew a load on this fat chicks face then ran away!!! SPERM ASSULT!!!!!!
Sperm assult by capt a April 4, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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