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Heinrich: I find this algebraic equation very abstruse...

Jiminy: Very funny Heinrich. Our teacher went through that type of equation this whole week!
abstruse by King of Inland January 11, 2008
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Arcane, not known to many. Rare.

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abstruse by larstait October 13, 2003
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Dunno what that fucker means!
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abstruse by zagnut February 21, 2005
Some of the most advanced theories were too abstruse for the philosophy students.
Abstruse by _belu.tq March 20, 2023

Abstruse Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.
"The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."
Abstruse Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Mr. Abstruse 

Mr. Abstruse only kisses women and penetrates vaginas.
Mr. Abstruse by Dr. Harry Sachz August 15, 2022

Mr. Abstruse 

An effeminate, mouse-like man who gets no bitches and violently lusts for male genitals. Occasionally, Mr. Abstruse types get drunk and assault their gay boy lovers.
Do you see that lispy fag over there? He’s a real Mr. Abstruse!
Mr. Abstruse by Dr. Johnathan Discord September 24, 2022
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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