Moose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was from Canada.

"That Moose Willis would beat you to a PULP FICTION."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Dr. Seuss Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a children's writer.

"Dr. Seuss Willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Caboose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a train.

"The hobo hopped on the Caboose Willis and rode 16 BLOCKS."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Noose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a rope.

"THE LAST BOYSCOUT badge was earned by learning to properly tie a Noose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Goose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.

"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Seduce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he lead astray.

"I went to the bar to Seduce Willis a PERFECT STRANGER."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Spruce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a tree.

"Those 12 MONKEYS are hanging from that Spruce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009