Definitions by PoliPotter

Spruce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a tree.

"Those 12 MONKEYS are hanging from that Spruce Willis."

Spruce Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Juice Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a drink.

"Aye, dawg. You want some of this Juice Willis? It's to DIE HARD for."

Juice Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Mousse Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he were a hair product.

"When you use Mousse Willis, your hair's MERCURY RISING."

Mousse Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Moose Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was from Canada.

"That Moose Willis would beat you to a PULP FICTION."

Moose Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Loose Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he wasn't so tight.

"I went THE WHOLE NINE YARDS with the girl, but she was Loose Willis."

Loose Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Goose Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.

"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."

Goose Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Noose Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a rope.

"THE LAST BOYSCOUT badge was earned by learning to properly tie a Noose Willis."

Noose Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009