Seduce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he lead astray.

"I went to the bar to Seduce Willis a PERFECT STRANGER."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Excuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a justification.

"Don't give me that Excuse Willis, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Caboose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a train.

"The hobo hopped on the Caboose Willis and rode 16 BLOCKS."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Zeus Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.

"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Truce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a ceasefire agreement.

"I thought they were UNBREAKABLE, but they called a Truce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Abstruse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.

"The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Goose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.

"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009