17 definitions by PoliPotter

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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.
"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."
by PoliPotter April 12, 2009
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.
"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."
by PoliPotter April 12, 2009
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a drink.
"Aye, dawg. You want some of this Juice Willis? It's to DIE HARD for."
by PoliPotter April 12, 2009
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.
"The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
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What Bruce Willis would be if he lead astray.
"I went to the bar to Seduce Willis a PERFECT STRANGER."
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a ceasefire agreement.
"I thought they were UNBREAKABLE, but they called a Truce Willis."
by PoliPotter April 12, 2009
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a justification.
"Don't give me that Excuse Willis, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL."
by PoliPotter April 12, 2009
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