Abrham Lincoln

Aberham Lincoln was arguably one of the best presidents we had. He led the Union (blue) into battle versus the Confederates (Grey/White) and won, Thus ending slavery. Not only that, He also made America a great nation.

Abrham Lincoln was a intentional typo so that the “This definition has already been taken!” bs. I mean honestly, Why the hell is there a sexual move that’s called Aberham Lincoln? Just what the fuck.

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

Abraham Lincoln Jerk

When you go to a theatre, sneak inside a booth and choose a target to cum on from behind. By doing so, you need to leave the theatre unnoticed.

"Dude I Abraham Lincoln Jerked on that old lady while she was watching the emoji movie."

by WoopZerz April 19, 2018

abraham lincoln was a good old man

abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln

abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty

by littlejimmie July 17, 2019

Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.

Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.

by Kleeck July 8, 2011

Abroham Lincoln

Someone who emancipates a bro or bros from a party or bar to a better party or bar.

"I told you this place was packed."

"Yeah, you're a regular Abroham Lincoln."

by DRap316 January 11, 2009

kissing abraham lincoln

performing cunnilingus on a lady whos not shaved to the point that it resembles ol' Abe's beard.

Man, I went down on my girlfriend last night and it was like kissing Abraham Lincoln..

by totalg33k February 21, 2008

Abraham Lincoln Syndrome

A condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff's officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.

"I can't sit in any row other then the back row, I have Abraham Lincoln Syndrome because I have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission."

by Johnny Booth Jr. December 4, 2012