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Mainly a discord joke

Chad: “Say peanuts without the T.”
Virgin: “Oh that’s easy! Peanus! OH WAIT OH FUCK.”

by LongJohnJohn September 21, 2020

Blue fire is the coldest fire

Blue fire is the coldest fire, go ahead, Touch it, You’ll only learn to not trust strangers online.

by LongJohnJohn October 15, 2020

Our 0th president and leader of the washingmachine confederate army

Guy 1: “Who’s your favorite president?”
Guy 7843877834578578: “georg washingmachine of course!”

by LongJohnJohn September 17, 2020

Jake “school is cool -“
Jack *beats the shit out of jake*

by LongJohnJohn September 09, 2020

TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA

COUNTRY ROAAAAAADS
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA
(See Country roads for full song)

by LongJohnJohn October 07, 2020

The phrase the legendary Henry Stickmin says to convert someone

Henry: “W-w-wait, *clears throat* wololololo.”
Guard 1: “Narwini”

by LongJohnJohn September 14, 2020

A phrase that is said by Jack Baker from Resident Evil 7 to Ethan when Jack ‘hijacks’ the car Ethan tried to kill him with

NICE CAR, ETHAN

via giphy

by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020