Urban Dictionary: Definitions by LongJohnJohn

zaqxwscdefvrgtbnhymji,ko.l/;

Zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.o/;p, or otherwise known as qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmki,ol.p;/. Is the sign of pure boredom, as it is the three-row of a QWERTY keyboard.

Jake: “Have you heard of the zaqxwscdefvrgtbnhymji,ko.l/; yet?”
Zach “what the fuck jake.”

by LongJohnJohn September 8, 2020

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No Yankee wit brim

The ultimate Yankee, Whoever owns this shows supreme dominance over the plebeians.

Zach: “I heard Chad owns the No Yankee wit brim.”
Jack: “Wow, Really?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

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wait this isn't google

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.

Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

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McDienalds

McDienalds is what McDonalds should be renamed. Listen, Everyone dies, But they speed up the process

McDienalds campaign: “Everyone dies! We just speed up the process a bit!”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

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Thompson

The M19A1 (?) Thompson SMG was a Submachine gun that saw use in WWII, Though it only saw action in use of Gangsters and most Non-Commisioned-Officer (NCO). That’s all I know tbh

Oh and the Thompson can have a ‘Stick’ magazine or a ‘Drum’ magazine.

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

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