Definitions by LongJohnJohn

The Cosby 

Looking up totally random and fake sex definitions on Urban Dictionary.

G1: “I’m gonna do The Cosby.”
G2: “I hear that’s a great way to get disowned by your parents.”

The Cosby by LongJohnJohn October 20, 2020

Tapeworm 

no

tapeworm bad

Tapeworm by LongJohnJohn October 16, 2020

Egg nog 

The reason Christmas is enjoyed (other than presents). The original recipe was Norfolk origin from the strong ale called nog.

egg nog is life

Egg nog by LongJohnJohn October 16, 2020

blue fire 

Blue fire is the coldest fire

Blue fire is the coldest fire, go ahead, Touch it, You’ll only learn to not trust strangers online.

blue fire by LongJohnJohn October 15, 2020

The Greatest Spy 

We will never know...

James Bond can’t be the greatest spy, he keeps introducing himself god danmit.

The Greatest Spy by LongJohnJohn October 14, 2020

Fuck outta here 

And go to the

MEGA GAY ZONE

I said fuck outta here
And go to the
MEGA GAY ZONE

Fuck outta here by LongJohnJohn October 13, 2020

George Boole 

As a self-taught Irish mathematician, logician, and philosopher that spent time as the first professor of mathematics at Queen’s Collage, Cork. He invented the Boolean logic, which later became the Boolean algebra. He Is also known for his book, The Laws of Thought (1854), which contains Boolean algebra
Born: Nov. 2, 1815
Died: Dec. 8, 1864
Boolean logic is credited with laying the foundations for the Information Age.

Guy: “Hey, Do you know who George Boole was?”
Other guy: “bruh”

George Boole by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020