About Me 

The mandatory field required to join most networking sites where you're forced to detail everything you would want a stranger to know about you without sounding unintelligent, pretentious, or lame. Often comprised of lists detailing your loves and hates and quotes from little known works to find out who else recognizes it and is as cool as you.

1. Omg I hate about me's. Gtkm

2. Loves: The Office, reading, Vampire Weekend, and other quirky things I think make me cool. Hates: Liars, cheaters, thieves, and other things no one in their right mind would like making this "about me" completely irrelevant.

About Me by tluxe January 7, 2010

What about me ? 

Said by those individuals that feel left out of something or by someone unincluded in the plans made by others.

As the older couple made plans for the honeymoon they never had after getting married, because all of their time, money and effort had been spent raising kids, the conversation was overheard by the now adult last child still living at home whom asked, What about me ?

What about me ? by jpg3 November 10, 2011

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.

Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys

You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? by skrt skrrrrrrt December 10, 2018

Ask About Me 

A phrase said after one achieves something of great importance, greatness or awesomeness to imply just how awesome one really is, therefore prompting other persons to feel obligated to ask others about how awesome you are.

Mike just made a basket from 100ft while blindfolded. Mike says, "Ask About Me!"

Jordan just ripped ass loud as hell. Jordan says, "Ask About Me!"

Ask About Me by pologuy June 30, 2009

You don't know about me 

A vague and mysterious phrase to suggest people don't know something about your character which you have kept a close secret. Just like hiding something in the closet.

Andrew shouted loudly and repeatedly 'You don't know about me! You don't know about me!'

You don't know about me by Flimsco April 5, 2020

What the fuck did you fucking say about me 

This is the beginning of a copypasta of a 'Navy Seal' talking about how he's better than you

Kid 1: man you suck at Call of Duty
Kid 2: What the fuck did you fucking say about me, you little bitch?

What the fuck did you fucking say about me by notavalible123 June 27, 2020

don't you forget about me 

The lyrics to a song that's on The Breakfast Club or something. If you're searching this you are extremely bored and you have nothing better to do.

Don't you forget about me! Don't, don't, don't! Don't you forget about meeee!

don't you forget about me by Why do you care about my name? May 26, 2018