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Jar of Aborted Fetuses 

A “one size fits all” insult that you can call anyone when they are being a total J. A standard insult. Typically paired with jaboris or jabrone.
Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”

Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”

aborted fetal colada 

The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.
My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!

Abortlet 

An “Abortlet” is a fetus that has been aborted, unsuccessfully.

Sir, Please can you get your “Abortlet” off the carpet, it’s leaking.

“Life will find a way.” -Jurassic Park
Oh... There’s my “Abortlet”, Come to Daddy my little bundle of half developed joy.
Abortlet by SpanishArmada March 24, 2021
Aborted by Mikebmetal August 14, 2006

i should've aborted you

An affectionate saying, usually what a mother would say to her child to express her innermost feelings.
Child: *starts fucking the cat*
Mother: 'I should've aborted you.'

aborted hershey launch 

The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.
Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.