Abortee
MsX: "Dr l'd like to have an abortion please"
Dr: "This can be arranged by I will need you sign here under abortee"
Dr: "This can be arranged by I will need you sign here under abortee"
Abortee by William Gordon-Smith June 5, 2017
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Jar of Aborted Fetuses
A “one size fits all” insult that you can call anyone when they are being a total J. A standard insult. Typically paired with jaboris or jabrone.
Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”
Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”
Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”
Jar of Aborted Fetuses by Shr6k9ine October 21, 2019
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aborted fetal colada
The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.
aborted fetal colada by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019
Abortlet
An “Abortlet” is a fetus that has been aborted, unsuccessfully.
Sir, Please can you get your “Abortlet” off the carpet, it’s leaking.
“Life will find a way.” -Jurassic Park
Sir, Please can you get your “Abortlet” off the carpet, it’s leaking.
“Life will find a way.” -Jurassic Park
Abortlet by SpanishArmada March 24, 2021
Aborted
Aborted by Mikebmetal August 14, 2006
i should've aborted you
An affectionate saying, usually what a mother would say to her child to express her innermost feelings.
i should've aborted you by niqht June 11, 2018
aborted hershey launch
The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.
Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.
aborted hershey launch by Comic Event of the Century June 17, 2008
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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