Abortlet

An “Abortlet” is a fetus that has been aborted, unsuccessfully.

Sir, Please can you get your “Abortlet” off the carpet, it’s leaking.

“Life will find a way.” -Jurassic Park

Oh... There’s my “Abortlet”, Come to Daddy my little bundle of half developed joy.

Abortlet by SpanishArmada March 24, 2021

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Abortlet

An “Abortlet” is a fetus that has been aborted, unsuccessfully.

Sir, please can you get your “abortlet” off the carpet, it’s leaking.

“Life will find a way.” -Jurassic Park.

Oh... There’s my “abortlet”, come to Daddy my little bundle of half developed joy.

Abortlet by SpanishArmada March 25, 2021

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Abortlet • abortlitionist

Abortlet

(Derogatory) Someone who is the product of a failed abortion

"It was a sad day when your mother messed up her aim with the coat hanger, you abortlet."

Abortlet by Partydude17 April 3, 2026

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abortlitionist

Someone advocating the abolition of abortion, campaigning to overturn Roe v. Wade.

He was certain of two things: That every American had the right to carry an assault rifle - to school, to Walmart, to church - and that killing was a sin and women had no right to abortion, no matter the circumstance of the pregnancy. He was a righteous abortlitionist.

abortlitionist by Monkey's Dad December 15, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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