Software, that does not differ greatly enough from established existing competitors, almost to the point of being identical or lesser in functionality.
Law abiding citizen 1: "Let's create a piece of software that will allow people to share Linux ISO files directly between each other".
Law abiding citizen 2: "But that already exists, it's called 'qbittorrent' or 'transmission', our work would just be aboundanceware".
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.