ARBEITISM

ARBEITISM... from "Arbeit Macht Frei" (Work shall set you free.", the sign over the entrances of the Nazi death camps.) Definition: A term or phrase of penultimate irony, in which the reality is opposite the conventional definition of the term or interpretation of the phrase.

ARBEITISM: "Department of Corrections", "Conservative Politician", "Christian", "Department of Justice", "Equal Justice Under Law" (over the Supreme Court building), "In God We Trust", etc.

by Lexicographer Incognito April 23, 2021

Artitism

Name for a condition given to a female whose artistic skills go beyond comprehension... So much that the word artistry is just not enough to validate this female's abilities as an artist.

To bad that Djemila's artitism is not contagious. The world would be a more beautiful place if it was.

by SonRisa March 29, 2013

Abeitis

Medical condition occurring commonly among shipyard employees. Symptoms include depression, weakness in the joints(specifically the ankles), trouble getting out of bed, an overall feeling of lethargy, saying “better than what I got”,& a hatred of life in general. Is highly contagious & cannot be cured or treated once it becomes terminal.

I was down with the abeitis all last week & nearly jumped off a bridge. Good thing I have unlimited vacation time.

by Dyrty Steve December 21, 2018

Albertisms

When someone corrects you on anything that has to do with music or else they will implode

Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"

It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"

by Mossy Swordsman December 9, 2013

Argentism

(n); The study of reincarnation before life
Description: When u die, your life flashes before your eyes. Then, u wake up in your next life. And that’s why babies cry!!! Think about it, u don’t remember anything as a baby.

Background: Founded by Matt J. Argentino and Russell J. Brueckner on May 9, 2018. The magic happened at JV baseball game in East Meadow.

BE A FOLLOWER!!!!!! BE ARGENTINO!!!!! TODAY!!!!

Bro do u believe in Argentism becuase I am a devoted follower?

by Mystery_Rapist6969 June 4, 2018

Arbeitszeitbetrug

When you don´t want to work 8 hours or more, so you´ll cheat and do other stuff while still on work.

I don´t want to work today, so I´ll commit some Arbeitszeitbetrug.

by lunathewitchyDuden July 2, 2025