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Absternity 

Damn, this absternity is delicious.”

Abstergo Industries 

A corrupt high-tech company planning to rule the world while a opposing group of assassins try to stop them.
I'm Abstergo Industries employee of the month

See: Assassins Creed
Abstergo Industries by TheSilence November 13, 2011

Absterbate 

to exercise one's abdominal muscles excessively
Joe: "How was your work out?"

Bob: "Oh, man, I absterbated until I core-gasmed"
Absterbate by Adam Snider February 11, 2009
a nickname for people named abby
my friend: hey abster!
abster by abster421 November 29, 2018

absterge the podex 

Literary language for wiping one's ass
After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.
Someone who is incredibly ripped. They automatically get all women. Their rock hard abs can deflect anything that gets in their way. Their unable to fit through doorways due to being so big.
Hot women: omg do you see that man, he is such an abster.
Abster by rippedguy201 June 29, 2020