Abéd

There is a reason this man's name sounds like a bed. With that smooth tongue, in more ways than one, an Abéd will have you wanting to live on the edge with him. Besides the undeniable infatuation EVERY woman has with him, having an Abéd means you will be met with intense wit and even more intense intellect. You will definitely want to have an Abéd with you on your next adventure. Get ready for a magic carpet ride when you get in bed with an Abéd...

Alladin and his carpet have nothing on an "Abéd" in bed.

by KurllyQ April 28, 2021

Abed

A god among men

Troy: ¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
Me llamo T-Bone
La araña discoteca

Abed: Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca
Es en bigote grande, perro, manteca

Troy: Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño
Cabeza es nieve
Cerveza es bueno

Abed: Buenos días, me gustas papas frias
Bigote de la cabra
Es Cameron Diaz

by TroyBarnes December 27, 2018

Abed

Term used to describe an incredibly sexy being, with an unusually large penis. Recent scientific results show that women tend to love men that are named Abed. Someone named Abed, is also usually reffered to as a pussy magnet.

"Wow look at that guy, he's getting a 3 some, wow, he's such an Abed"

"That guy's incredibly handsome, and such an Abed."

by k-h-g May 17, 2009

Abed

Slang for "Nigger" in Arabic.

Whulla these Abeds stink worse than my mother's falafel.

by KWK April 6, 2009

Abed

When your giving it to a girl from behind, yell out "Son of a Fuck", then when she turns around to see what happened, u give here a Strawberry Shortcake.

Last night when i was geetn her from behind, i totally Abed her in the face.

by urfatbro91 April 6, 2011

Abed

Abed that one guy with the big forehead

You have a forehead just like abeds

by Urban dictionary 14 November 9, 2018

abed

is the biggest farkh in all of history

"farkh" means a chicken or chicken shit

I saw a Abed walking down the street the other day so I called his name and he started running like a little bitch

by CHAMAK 101 November 24, 2021