A ranga who roams the streets of Haberfield with his cock out in his Mazda 3. He is known to be married to his ps4 and secretly eats pork with his Muslim dad who is also named Abed. Abed is a force to be reckoned with.
"hey, are you going to Haberfield this weekend?"
"Nah bro I heard Abed Khalifa will be roaming and I Haberfield want my testicles cut off"
by abed ate my kids November 5, 2018
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Son of Cooper Flavio Jones and Elle

Not to be confused with Abed Khalifa or Liam Campbell

Currently less than a year old.
"Did you hear about Christian Abed Khalifa?"

"Yeah, I heard he got baptized by father Campbell recently."
by Biggo Grayo September 12, 2019
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