Aassem 

extreme badass, someone who is irresistibly charming, handsome
(pronounced: awesome)

Man, that guy just skydived without a parachute, and survived. He's so Aassem!

Any guy who is Aassem gets ALL the ladies.

Aassem by muthafukaimawesome May 1, 2011

‘Celebratory’ Assembly

Definition---
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.

Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly

‘Celebratory’ Assembly by Gwendolenalexia July 30, 2012

covidiot assembler

A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.

Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?

covidiot assembler by NoPreach March 21, 2020

Danish Tent Assembly 

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.

We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.

Danish Tent Assembly by FordLimbo March 14, 2011

Assembling the Gustav 

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.

ex. 1 -

'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

ex. 2 -

"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."

Assembling the Gustav by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019

Day 4 Assembly 

A period when people stand and clap for 30 minutes non-stop

“What are they doing? They kept clapping. Oh, it's the Day 4 Assembly”

Day 4 Assembly by novalinhorat October 15, 2023

Full Assembly 

The sexual act when both a penis and the testicals are inserted into the vagina

I tried the full assembly but I failed cause she was too tight.

Full Assembly by Yoyo Maaaaa March 30, 2006