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AUBsession 

A condition that exists primarily among worshipers of the football program of the University of Alabama @ Tuscaloosa,(UAT). This Aubsession presents constant posts on forums and blogs about Auburn. The afflicted are more concerned about Auburn issues than their own team, family,school, or country. While prevelant among most Bama fans it is most severe among the UAT dirt road alumni, also known a bamerNeks or just Neks. Neks are UAT fans, that never went to school at UAT, worshiped Bear Bryant and now the Second Coming, Nick Saban, have never been to a UAT game, and couldn't find Tuscaloosa with a Garmin GPS. (They dont know what a GPS is). They live in constant fear their world will end if Alabama loses a football game to Auburn.
Your AUBsession is duly noted.

AUBsess much bamerNek?
AUBsession by HonestBroker July 25, 2009
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appsession 

to be obsessed with acquiring new apps for your iphone, ipad or ipod
He suffers from a clear appsession
appsession by tacitus1 July 8, 2010
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The state of being very obsessed with having the perfect look of abs and waist area.

absessed (adj)
mom: honey, stop having that absession.
teen boy: mom I have no absession, I just wanna have six-pack abs!
absession by aboood January 22, 2010

Cubsession 

The term is derived from the words 'cubs' and 'obsession'. It describes the obsession that Chicago White Sox fans with all things relating to the Chicago Cubs.

Most White Sox "fans" have this cubsession due to an inferiority complex, often times stemming from having grown up or living on the southside, which is obviously the shitty part of town. Also feeding into the cubsession is the fact that many of the cubsessed waste their money paying union dues, while their bosses, who don't throw away money to unions, often get to take the afternoon off to go to Cubs games.

Some felt that the Cubsesion would have ended after a fluke occurance couple years back, but they were sadly mistaken.
These idiot Sox fans worry more about the Cub than they do about their supposed favorite team. They suffer from a serious cubsession.
Cubsession by MaxPower525 November 2, 2008

Dubsession 

-noun

1)To have a complete obsession with Dubstep music and deep bass booms that make you move involuntarily

2)The first symptom for Dubsomnia
This dubsession is killing me, I can't get the bass out of my ears.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026