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Cubsession 

The term is derived from the words 'cubs' and 'obsession'. It describes the obsession that Chicago White Sox fans with all things relating to the Chicago Cubs.

Most White Sox "fans" have this cubsession due to an inferiority complex, often times stemming from having grown up or living on the southside, which is obviously the shitty part of town. Also feeding into the cubsession is the fact that many of the cubsessed waste their money paying union dues, while their bosses, who don't throw away money to unions, often get to take the afternoon off to go to Cubs games.

Some felt that the Cubsesion would have ended after a fluke occurance couple years back, but they were sadly mistaken.
These idiot Sox fans worry more about the Cub than they do about their supposed favorite team. They suffer from a serious cubsession.
Cubsession by MaxPower525 November 2, 2008
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AUBsession 

A condition that exists primarily among worshipers of the football program of the University of Alabama @ Tuscaloosa,(UAT). This Aubsession presents constant posts on forums and blogs about Auburn. The afflicted are more concerned about Auburn issues than their own team, family,school, or country. While prevelant among most Bama fans it is most severe among the UAT dirt road alumni, also known a bamerNeks or just Neks. Neks are UAT fans, that never went to school at UAT, worshiped Bear Bryant and now the Second Coming, Nick Saban, have never been to a UAT game, and couldn't find Tuscaloosa with a Garmin GPS. (They dont know what a GPS is). They live in constant fear their world will end if Alabama loses a football game to Auburn.
Your AUBsession is duly noted.

AUBsess much bamerNek?
AUBsession by HonestBroker July 25, 2009

cumfession

Accidentally confessing your love to your parter in the heat of moment while cumming.
Omg last night I accidentally did a cumfession while fucking my gf last night! It was so embarassing...
cumfession by Space Gnome December 30, 2014

Dubsession 

-noun

1)To have a complete obsession with Dubstep music and deep bass booms that make you move involuntarily

2)The first symptom for Dubsomnia
This dubsession is killing me, I can't get the bass out of my ears.

consession 

To group with the boys and go for a blaze: cone - sesh-ion
Oi cunt lets go for a cheeky consession tonight.
consession by YeetiusMaximus May 24, 2018

crobsession 

when you’re obsessed with someone but you also are able to talk to them without it being uncomfortable.
did you see shelby talking to jacob the other day, she has such a crobsession
crobsession by crobsession May 28, 2018

consession

An allowance/compromise/recognition regarding a meeting or period of activity; it can involve either granting someone an interval of counsel/comfort, or using said get-together to arrange/provide an easement or grant of time/resources to said other person.
Tiffany is ordinarily quite "proper 'n' conservative", but she agreed to let me give her a naked whole-body massage and then sleep skin-to-skin wif her overnight if I'd fix her car --- sounds like an awesome consession to me!
consession by QuacksO January 30, 2026
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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