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Cubsession

The term is derived from the words 'cubs' and 'obsession'. It describes the obsession that Chicago White Sox fans with all things relating to the Chicago Cubs.

Most White Sox "fans" have this cubsession due to an inferiority complex, often times stemming from having grown up or living on the southside, which is obviously the shitty part of town. Also feeding into the cubsession is the fact that many of the cubsessed waste their money paying union dues, while their bosses, who don't throw away money to unions, often get to take the afternoon off to go to Cubs games.

Some felt that the Cubsesion would have ended after a fluke occurance couple years back, but they were sadly mistaken.
These idiot Sox fans worry more about the Cub than they do about their supposed favorite team. They suffer from a serious cubsession.
by MaxPower525 November 2, 2008
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AUBsession

A condition that exists primarily among worshipers of the football program of the University of Alabama @ Tuscaloosa,(UAT). This Aubsession presents constant posts on forums and blogs about Auburn. The afflicted are more concerned about Auburn issues than their own team, family,school, or country. While prevelant among most Bama fans it is most severe among the UAT dirt road alumni, also known a bamerNeks or just Neks. Neks are UAT fans, that never went to school at UAT, worshiped Bear Bryant and now the Second Coming, Nick Saban, have never been to a UAT game, and couldn't find Tuscaloosa with a Garmin GPS. (They dont know what a GPS is). They live in constant fear their world will end if Alabama loses a football game to Auburn.
Your AUBsession is duly noted.

AUBsess much bamerNek?
by HonestBroker July 25, 2009
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cumfession

Accidentally confessing your love to your parter in the heat of moment while cumming.
Omg last night I accidentally did a cumfession while fucking my gf last night! It was so embarassing...
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Dubsession

-noun

1)To have a complete obsession with Dubstep music and deep bass booms that make you move involuntarily

2)The first symptom for Dubsomnia
This dubsession is killing me, I can't get the bass out of my ears.
by Currently in Dubcoma July 6, 2011
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consession

To group with the boys and go for a blaze: cone - sesh-ion
Oi cunt lets go for a cheeky consession tonight.
by YeetiusMaximus May 24, 2018
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crobsession

when you’re obsessed with someone but you also are able to talk to them without it being uncomfortable.
did you see shelby talking to jacob the other day, she has such a crobsession
by crobsession May 28, 2018
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consession

An allowance/compromise/recognition regarding a meeting or period of activity; it can involve either granting someone an interval of counsel/comfort, or using said get-together to arrange/provide an easement or grant of time/resources to said other person.
Tiffany is ordinarily quite "proper 'n' conservative", but she agreed to let me give her a naked whole-body massage and then sleep skin-to-skin wif her overnight if I'd fix her car --- sounds like an awesome consession to me!
by QuacksO January 30, 2026
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