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appsession 

to be obsessed with acquiring new apps for your iphone, ipad or ipod
He suffers from a clear appsession
appsession by tacitus1 July 8, 2010
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AUBsession 

A condition that exists primarily among worshipers of the football program of the University of Alabama @ Tuscaloosa,(UAT). This Aubsession presents constant posts on forums and blogs about Auburn. The afflicted are more concerned about Auburn issues than their own team, family,school, or country. While prevelant among most Bama fans it is most severe among the UAT dirt road alumni, also known a bamerNeks or just Neks. Neks are UAT fans, that never went to school at UAT, worshiped Bear Bryant and now the Second Coming, Nick Saban, have never been to a UAT game, and couldn't find Tuscaloosa with a Garmin GPS. (They dont know what a GPS is). They live in constant fear their world will end if Alabama loses a football game to Auburn.
Your AUBsession is duly noted.

AUBsess much bamerNek?
AUBsession by HonestBroker July 25, 2009
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The state of being very obsessed with having the perfect look of abs and waist area.

absessed (adj)
mom: honey, stop having that absession.
teen boy: mom I have no absession, I just wanna have six-pack abs!
absession by aboood January 22, 2010

aspression 

a gloriously thought-out design, often seen in tunnels and walls; mainly used in conjunction with "Production" (i.e. Aspression Production)
Boquifa: Did you see that Aspression Production?!
Jamaal: Yeah I did! That stuff is the shit!
aspression by Boquifa and Jamaal February 18, 2009

Appersionate 

To appreciate but not in a formal matter
Yo cuh, I appersionate you letting hold that $5
Appersionate by McDick66 November 16, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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