ASSUME (ass u me) 

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong

When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’

ASSUME (ass u me) by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

Assume

assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.

Assume by nina October 21, 2003

Assume

to make an ass out of u and me.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.

I am assuming we're going to have wonderful weather today.
Assume.

Assume by Notmad February 17, 2013

Assume the Jess Neville 

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.

The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.

Assume the Jess Neville by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011

Did you just assume my gender? 

Something the wannabe lgbt kids won't stop saying or used by jokers. A popular saying that is making the lgbt community seem like a joke all because of wannabe lgbt youth.

1. Hey dude
2. DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!
1. Bruhhh, this has to STOP

Did you just assume my gender? by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

assume my gender 

How to trigger anybody and everybody in this world.

Did you just assume my gender?

assume my gender by The_Guy45 April 6, 2017

assume the position 

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp

Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!

assume the position by mandingoe May 26, 2004