ASSUME (ass u me)
ASSUME (ass u me) by Ramin99 September 22, 2018
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Assume
Assume
to make an ass out of u and me.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.
Assume the Jess Neville
The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.
Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.
Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.
The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.
Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.
Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.
Assume the Jess Neville by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011
Did you just assume my gender?
Something the wannabe lgbt kids won't stop saying or used by jokers. A popular saying that is making the lgbt community seem like a joke all because of wannabe lgbt youth.
Did you just assume my gender? by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
assume my gender
assume my gender by The_Guy45 April 6, 2017
assume the position
prepare to be physically humiliated
a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp
a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp
Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.
Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.
Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!
Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.
Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!
assume the position by mandingoe May 26, 2004
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