ASSMALLOW 

A Hispanic chick with a booty like a marsh mallow.

Sometimes used sarcastically towards lanky bitches, insulting them dramatically.

Alfie - Hey John Galord, have you seen Melisa yesterday? she had a damn good assmallow mmmm soo plum and full, I just couldn't resist.

John Gaylordn- Alfie, the only assmallow you can get is yo moms bony ass

rinds!

ASSMALLOW by CAPS July 4, 2016

Asspillow 

A pillow that has been farted on.

Little Jimmy, get that asspillow out of my face!

Asspillow by Wienerfacethrowdown August 30, 2009

ASS MALLOW 

(ass-mallow) A girl with a curvy, big, round ass that seems to get the crowds attention. Every time a girl that has an ass mallow walks buy, you cant help but stare at it and think off nothing but her mallow ass! - And all you wanna do is eat dat thang!

(girl walks past a crowd)

All their mouths water with excitement wanting that ass mallow.

ASS MALLOW by CAPS July 16, 2016

ASS MALLOW 

(ass-mallow) A girl with a curvy, big, round ass that seems to get the crowds attention. Every time a girl that has an ass mallow walks buy, you cant help but stare at it and think off nothing but her mallow ass! - And all you wanna do is eat dat thang!

(girl walks past a crowd)

All their mouths water with excitement wanting that ass mallow.

ASS MALLOW by CAPS July 16, 2016

Assmellond 

getting gimped so hard in brawl you use an overused meme in a Shwerpy video

I just got Assmellond

Assmellond by Haevaof June 10, 2018

asspillow 

1) A ring-shaped pillow used to elevate one's ass from a sitting surface, usually to promote rapid healing of a injury on the posterior

2) A tall skinny bastard/bitch who does nothing but spew chunky diarrhea out of his/her gaping noisehole. (See also assclown)

1) I forgot my asspillow, and my hemerroid popped when I sat on your couch.

2) Shut the hell up, you asspillow!

asspillow by Mayhem178 October 19, 2004

Aswallowgy 

1. A kinda of apology received by a male (a blowjob)

2. Receiving a blowjob for an apology.

After Mikes girlfriend realized she wrongly accused him of cheating on her she had to mAke it up to him. She got down on her knees and gave her aswallowgy.

Aswallowgy by Hobie68 February 1, 2014