Ass-Person

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Most people speak in First-Person

"Joe, where are you going"

Joe: "I'm going to the store"

Assholes speak in the Third-Person:

"Biff, where are you going?"

Biff: "Biff's going to the store".

Hillbillies and White-Trash speak in the Ass-Person:

"Cletus, where are you going?"

Cletus: "Im taking my ass down to the store"

Ass-Person by KangKang October 26, 2009

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Goofy ass person

A stupid ass person who is Goofy af💀the skull is very often used for a Goofy ass person

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grown ass person

Anyone out of high school,who shouldn't care about such things as prep or goth social classes.

the world would be much happier if everyone seventeen and older was agrown ass person.

grown ass person by Ashley snell April 3, 2005

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Half ass person

Someone who only gives half effort and expects you to give all effort

He/she is a half ass person in the relationship

Half ass person by Hickorychip88 May 3, 2020

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Goofy ass person

A Goofy ass person is one who typically uses humour which is outdated or one who refers to politics in every single conversation, many iterations of a 'Goofy ass person' exist but these are the most prominent

'He's talking about troll faces, wow he's such a Goofy ass person'
'She brought up politics in a unrelated conversation, wow what a Goofy ass person'

Goofy ass person by HopefullyGood November 20, 2022

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Bitch ass little person syndrome

Being smaller than the rest of your friends is proven to make you stupid as fuck and a bitch

Marks a bitch because he has bitch ass little person syndrome

Bitch ass little person syndrome by Smart person19011 April 18, 2024

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National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.

My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day by R@NDUMDUD3 August 12, 2019

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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