ASAIP

As Soon As ImPossible

When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.

"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"

by OllyS July 2, 2008

Asiphe

The most sweetest person in the world. She is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. The best sense of humor & very bubbly & talkative. An energetic soul with a great mind. Focused, and hardworking. A very loyal person and can be mean only when she is pushed to that point. The world's biggest goof ball and not even words in the dictionary can describe her.

Hey, I went to see Asiphe today

by liyassso August 15, 2020

ASAP Yams

Founder of A$AP Mob. Formed it in 2007 along with ASAP Illz and ASAP Bari. Changed pretty much every member's life. Passed away on January 18th, 2015 from a suspected lean and xanax overdose, although he said he was clean.

RIP ASAP YAMS 1988-2015

by EAZYIZBACK January 19, 2015

asap

As Soon As Possible

This work has to be made asap

by iovanni May 12, 2003

Asap mob

Asap mob (Asap = Always Strive and Prosper) is a group of young rappers from Harlem, New York.

Person 1: have you heard the new asap mob song?
Person 2: yeah that shit go hard!!

by Bobmateyay January 5, 2015

Assipal syndrome

is used towards ones who always complain because they think that their opinion and they are most important. Commonly are creeping, infantile and sometimes are backstabbing. They also may use =) and those.

assipal syndrome

by rain97 April 24, 2022

ASAFP

As Soon As Fucking Possible

We needed those numbers yesterday! Get me that report ASAFP!

by belmug October 17, 2003