ASACP 

As Soon As Comfortably Possible

When you are giving a time to do something that should be done soon, but it’s not emergent.

I’m not home, so can you move the laundry asacp

ASACP by Thatuscguyevanwilliams March 29, 2021

ASACP 

A US-based advocacy/watchdog group dat makes sure dat folks properly care for their firearms and ammunition.

Madea is always talking about "getting her Glock" if da "getters try to get her"; she better hope dat she diligently maintains said handgun --- and her Uzi, as well --- or she might have da ASACP down on her, in addition to all of da other legal/social headaches dat her "mad Black woman" status subjects her to.

ASACP by QuacksO February 6, 2023

ASAC 

Assistant Special Agent in Charge.

My name is ASAC Schrader and you can go fuck yourself!

ASAC by andkri January 25, 2020

ASAP Yams 

Founder of A$AP Mob. Formed it in 2007 along with ASAP Illz and ASAP Bari. Changed pretty much every member's life. Passed away on January 18th, 2015 from a suspected lean and xanax overdose, although he said he was clean.

RIP ASAP YAMS 1988-2015

ASAP Yams by EAZYIZBACK January 19, 2015

Asap mob

Asap mob (Asap = Always Strive and Prosper) is a group of young rappers from Harlem, New York.

Person 1: have you heard the new asap mob song?
Person 2: yeah that shit go hard!!

Asap mob by Bobmateyay January 5, 2015

ASAFP 

As Soon As Fucking Possible

We needed those numbers yesterday! Get me that report ASAFP!

ASAFP by belmug October 17, 2003

stfu asap 

shut the fuck up as soon as possible

stfu asap gamer!

stfu asap by Grungels August 2, 2003