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AND.........tits.... 

Phrase used at the end of an enraged rant consisting of prolific swearing, after saying everything you can possibly think of.

Originates from the 2010 film Kings Speech
Example

Seth: Relax man just stand up and swear as much as you can, trust me it will help

Chris: Fuck, Shit, Ass, Cock, Bitch, Carpetmuncher, Piss, Bollocks, Dickweasel, Douchewaffle, Fucktard, Unclefucker, AND.........tits....

Seth: ......
AND.........tits.... by LankyStryder February 26, 2011
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Netflix and tits 

Amendment of the “chill” part—ideal for anyone not willing to go past second base in the dating world.
Are you two gonna hook up?

Nah, probably just Netflix and tits. She’s not DTF yet.
Netflix and tits by Bitterfleur November 11, 2018

goddam shit fuck piss cocksucker motherfucker and tits 

The infamous seven words that you can't say on television, according to George Carlin. This list, of course, is now outdated, as at least two of them are commonly heard everyday on almost every channel.
What are the seven words you can't say on television? Goddam shit fuck piss cocksucker motherfucker and tits!!!!

piss and tits 

Often used in the popular college drinking game "beer pong," but not limited to this context, an expression used to convey sever disappointment that something didn't go your way.
"awwwwwww...... PISS AND TITS!!!!!!! That was in!!!!!!" or
"aw, piss and tits, I missed the Pick Six by one number." or
"I'm gonna miss this traffic light and I'm already a few minutes late... Piss and Tits!"
piss and tits by John L. September 14, 2006

fish and tits

you can smell and see betty a mile away. she's got some fish and tits
fish and tits by burbman1969 September 25, 2020

Ass and tits pics may 31st 

The person who receives this has to no matter where or what they're doing has to send those pics.
Send an ass and tits pics may 31st

tits and jiggles

A more sexy variant of shits and giggles
tits and jiggles by Drewsername November 11, 2018
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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