ALPOS 

Annoying Little Piece of Sh*t

Man! that dude was such an ALPOS!

ALPOS by trad January 17, 2004

ex-almost 

Ex-Almost: Someone who called you baby and were cute with you around your friends — but then there’s the fact that nothing ever followed through. This is what enables us to feel so torn in admitting that no, you didn’t date, but you still kinda feel like you ought to call them your ex.

"Who's that?"
"My ex-almost, we hooked up every week for a month but nothing went past that"

ex-almost by ibeyuranh November 14, 2014

Alpo Night 

A term that describes that the bar or club that you are at is lacking attractive women, and further indicates that the ones present are considered DOGS. Alpo is a brand name of dog food.

I think it's time to go home and call it a night, it looks like it has been another Alpo Night at every bar and club we've been at today, not one hot looking babe in sight!

Alpo Night by Warnhubb March 25, 2008

almosttoasty 

search it up, it's good and will make you ask your sexuality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

it's not gay if it's almosttoasty

almosttoasty by 8we6oqd4wq May 13, 2020

alpo can 

Euphemism for a thick penis.

I accidentally cleaved my wife in two last night with my Alpo can.

alpo can by Zildor December 8, 2015

algospeak 

Slang or codewords that arise from the need to hide from content moderation on social media. Sometimes involves using numbers or special characters instead of letters or using different words that sound similar to the intended word.

unalive is a popular algospeak word that means kill

algospeak by CetusLapetus April 8, 2022

Alcoshit

The first shit you do after a night out of heavy drinking. It's one killer shit.

*Stomach Growls*

Ben: AMY NEEDS AN ALCOSHIT

Alcoshit by CallieIsAVictim September 28, 2008