ALPOS

Man! that dude was such an ALPOS!
by trad January 18, 2004
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alpo

heroin. originates from attempts to be discreet on the phone; instead of asking for "bags of heroin" users are encouraged to talk about "bags of dog food" or "bags of alpo." like dog food, heroin is sometimes brown.
"yo, how many bags of the alpo did you say you wanted?"
"three."
by apikores September 01, 2008
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Alpo

Shortened version of alcohol poisoning. Typically referring to someone who is extremely drunk.
I was so Alpo last night, I thought I was going to die.
by Erica and Julie May 29, 2007
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Alpo

Someone, generally a woman who is fat with rolls of fat. Or large in general.

Which looks similar to the roll son the wet dog food can when you dump it out in one piece. Like alpo brand dog food.
Damn bro, look at that alpo. She’s huge!
by Wond3rbread90 July 21, 2019
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1: An Acronym For Someone Who Consumes Large Amounts Of Alcohol And Pot (Marijuana).

2: Someone Who Always Has Alcohol And Marijuana

3: Someone Who Comes To Your House, Drinks All Your Alcohol, Smokes All Your Weed And Leaves.

Person 1: Yeah Man Last Night Hefna Drunk All The Damn Goose And Smoked All My Haze!

Person 2: Man I Told You He Was A Alpo Ass Nigga!
by Caramel Jewel December 08, 2007
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Catch me at the Alpo
by Alp0 October 03, 2017
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That dude is so alpo, he doesn't know fiction from reality
by Purina March 05, 2020
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