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alpo can

I accidentally cleaved my wife in two last night with my Alpo can.
by Zildor December 8, 2015
mugGet the alpo canmug.

Biffer

MAGA folks who want to return the world to how it was when they were on the varsity football team in HS.

These are people who consider themselves 'Real Americans', and are easily offended by things that drag down and violate their dated conservative worldview.
I just heard this Biffer say that back in his day, he'd take me he'd take under the stadium and fuck the lesbian right out of me.
by Zildor June 14, 2019
mugGet the Biffermug.

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