After a night of partying and binge drinking you wake up and shit so hard core you have to get up during the shit and leave the bathroom bc it smells that fuckin bad.
HOLY shit i had the alcashits so bad this morning that i felt like i blew out my O ring.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).