Alchohol

When you're too drunk to remember it's actually spelled "Alcohol"

Bill: "God damn, I can't remember last night. I drank so much alchohol!"
Bob: "Bill, you silly drunk. You're still drunk right now aren't you? "

Alchohol by Rag1987 June 12, 2020

alchohol

the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.

alchohol by homer simpson March 19, 2005

Alchohol

The thing you use to forget about people who fuck you over.

Oh he cheated on you again? Better drink some alchohol.

Alchohol by Persom online. January 9, 2018

alchohol

a type of drink that turns your bestie into a stripper and also a bad mis-spelling of the work alcohol.

alchohol is my friends favorite drink if she drinks enough she can turn into a stripper but can also just be a butcher of an already existing word.

alchohol by short. September 5, 2022

Alchohol

Have you ever wanted to feel like a fucking badass for 3 hours.. maybe get with a girl or whatnot at a party? then 12 hours later puking the every loving fucking guts out of your stomach inside of her shower 2 hours before work??? well this product is for you!!!

Tim: Bro im so down bad id do anything for the baddies!

Sam: Hey bud just sip some of this alchohol fam... itll have you feelin like you won the lottery!!!

Sam: Just know bruh... there IS a price to pay for this!

Alchohol by Tortured_Soul June 18, 2025

alchohol enthusiast

The politically correct verbage for an raging alcholic....

What's Wrong with your grandpa?

Oh nothing hes just an alchohol enthusiast, just like my mom.

alchohol enthusiast by tavey361 June 25, 2009

Alchohol virginity 

The period when you dont drink alchohol.
"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

Alchohol virginity by Hecknfrick May 27, 2019