AIDStheist

Someone that is completely spiritually dead and lacking a connection to the God and the devine to such an extent that they effectively have the spiritual equivalent of HIV/AIDS, to which there is almost no cure

Sally: Does Jacob even been to church at all?

Jack: No, he actively avoids getting near churches, as he is an AIDStheist. Poor nihilistic bastard.

by Klopoman October 5, 2025

Asstheist

An Atheist who has absolutely no patience for religious people, mainly Christians. They will talk crap about Christians all day, then get super pissed when anybody says a thing about Atheism, or even just stands up for their own religion. About 30% of Atheists are also Asstheists, and generally give the respectable Atheists a bad name.

Being Atheist is cool, being Asstheist is not.

The only reason you should Thumbs-Down this definition is if you are an Asstheist.

by Slayn July 15, 2007

Angstheist

A militant and/or unpleasant atheist who actively dedicates time in their life to ridiculing theists. Generally, they are marked by a lack of courtesy and deductive reasoning skills. Other traits include actively identifying themselves as atheists before anyone asks, frequent use of 666 in screen names as bait, and talking about religion more than religious folk.

Prime examples of Angstheists: Richard Dawkins, Bill Meyer, The Amazing Atheist

Commonly misidentified: Carl Sagan, Charles Darwin, Friedrick Niezche

by Pseudonym used as a pseudonym September 5, 2013

angstheist

Someone who becomes an atheist because something bad happened in their lives, so they immediately think that a higher power couldn't have possibly been so mean/ heartless/ evil, so they don't exist.

Frank: Oh noes! I lost my little toe in a thrasher! There's no way that someone up there could've been so cruel, so there must not be anything there!

Bob: Stop being such an Angstheist!

by Griffler September 11, 2006

Angstheist

Someone who is an angsty atheist. Generally belittles religious people as being superstitious sheep and believes themself, and their god of science, intellectualism, randomness, and meaninglessness to be superior to the illogical superstitions of the confused masses of ignorant religious people.

Hey all you HoT Topic shopping, wrist cutting, Slipknot listening Angstheist.

by Adino August 1, 2005

AItheist

One who believes man will create an artificial superintelligence indistinguishable from God.

I am an AItheist

by al-76 August 31, 2018

Asstheist

One who argues for the well-supported position of atheism in a manner most ass.

Richard Dawkins: 'You, sir, are a bumbling idiot. EEEEvolution and God do not coincide."

Creationist: "I don't understand anything about anything, but you're quite the asstheist."

by Armchair Academic September 7, 2016