Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A word used quicky to trick someone into doing something they don't want to,counter'd by a swift door to the face or ball to the groin.
(Doorbell)
George:Graham?
Graham:C'min'out?
George: I ca(interrupted)
Graham:Agreed, ur comin out!
(Door Slams)
Graham:Ow!

Graham:Want to knock for matt?
George: Matt No wa(interrupted)
Graham:Agreed, let's go!
George:Can you pass me the football.
Graham:(High-pitched yelp!!)Eeiii!
Agreed by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

agreed-dot-com 

Term used to show strong concurrence. Said in response to a statement one enthusiastically agrees with.

(Though "agreed-dot-com" is the original, "dot-com" can also be applied to many other words to give them a heightened sense of intensity or urgency, as in likely-dot-com)
Girl: I really think the band Common Shiner rocks.

Guy: Agreed-dot-com.
agreed-dot-com by Werdereater June 17, 2009

Agreed on the Douchebag 

When two parties argue fiercely, and in the heat of the moment agree on something; Sometimes ending the argument.
"Are Tony and Zach still arguing?"

"Nah, they Agreed on the Douchebag about how much they hate Oscar."
Special way of saying agreed, with examphasis on the D.

(Pronounced: A-GRE-EEE-ED-DAA)
George:Matt r u gay?
Matt:N(interuprted
Graham:Yes,Agreed
George:Agreed'd
(Later)
George:U fuckin Twat-Ter!
Agreed'd by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

An agreed upon 

A fight, throw hands ect, usually for a just cause
Drop that badge and I'll meet you out front for an agreed upon
An agreed upon by TurboBro June 29, 2020

As agreed 

Pre-emptive acknowledgement of something that may or may not have been agreed.

1> Used in an attempt to pre-empt further discussion by assuming agreement.

2> Used to reinforce agreement when it is mutually assumed.

3> Used as a greeting to imply the discussion or meeting occurance was previously agreed upon.
1> "Meet at Westbahnhof as agreed" - When you are at Westbahnhof and want your friends to come without discussion.

2> "So should I come around to your house as agreed?"
"Yeah man, as agreed!"

3> "As agreed bro, how have you been?"
As agreed by The Dr B February 1, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
Load more