shiner

(n.) a black eye. Term is of Irish origin where it was a punishment for not keeping machinery shiney delivered from the boot of a British officer.

That's quite a shiner on your face

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

shiner

a bruise near the eye

My dad had a shiner from the basketball that hit his face.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2011

Shiner

Complete strangers that are so obsessed with murder victims that you would think they birthed them. They likely require therapy.

You can tell she’s a Shiner.

by NikkiKess June 13, 2019

Shiner

Short for Shinerboch beer, which is bottled and brewed in Shiner, TX and famous throughout the Lone Star State.

Guy on his way to get some more beers from the fridge: "Who wants a Shiner?"

by oso1 April 10, 2006

Shiner

Originally, a shiner was somebody who either has an extra chromosome or is severely autistic.
Nowadays, the term shiner is just a way of calling someone stupid.

"Hey look! Johnny just got 13% on his math test. What a shiner!"

by Aggitated-Kitty March 1, 2020

shiner

means the same as a blo -job, to have your dick sucked is to get a shiner. (see shine also)

"that girl over there gave me a shiner"

by 123 July 24, 2003

Shiner

Someone that is very aware of himself and don't want to look like having low value.

this belarusian is so shiner

by levithelev June 18, 2011