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Said The Actress To The Bishop 

A more clever, sophisticated way of saying "That's what she said." This phrasing goes back to very early Edwardian times and is of British origin.
"That's a BIG ONE, said the actress to the bishop."

Lisa Ann (pornographic actress) 

Worlds most popular porn star, Lisa Ann. Has many scenes with top names from amateur videos, bondage, double penetration all the way to gangbangs. Known for her huge 38e breasts and intense hardcore scenes.

Lisa Ann, a scintillating dark-haired beauty who only grows more appealing with age, graced the porn scene between 1993 and 1994. Her exhibitionist talents first began on stage as an erotic dancer during her college years in 1990, when she later became a certified dental assistant. In 1997 she quit the porn business due to an AIDS scare. During her time away she returned to dancing in strip clubs around the United States. Later she returned to the industry as first an agent and then eventually as a performer again. It was during this time she founded Clear Talent Management, which later was renamed Lisa Ann's Talent Management, based in California. She is perhaps best known as of 2008 and 2009 for her on-camera portrayal of right-wing politician Sarah Palin in the porn parody "Who's Nailin' Paylin?". Lisa's over-a-decade career continues with great strength as her popularity grows. She is perhaps one of the most popular performers in the "MILF" and "Cougar" genres of the porn industry.

Has won many awards such as best group scene, Milf of the year and many more.
Seen that new lisa Ann (pornographic actress) movie?

Yeah! She's a kinky cougar!

Jayden James (Pornographic Actress) 

Arguably one of the most beautiful porn stars in the industry, Jayden James is the full package. Brunette, thick but not fat by ANY means, nice, succulent breasts, and an immaculately crafted butt, there are literally NO flaws in her physical appearance. Jayden James gained popularity when she starred in an episode of MTV's "True Life: I'm addicted to porn", where she tried to find more respectable jobs. However, she later realized just what the fuck she was doing, and continued pursuing her career as an adult actress.
Jayden James (Pornographic Actress) is one of the hottest pornstars in the industry. Just look at one of her videos from xvideos or pornhub. Go on, I'll wait....... WHAT DID I TELL YOU? Is she not the most beautiful actress or what???

as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".
"as the actress said to the bishop"
acare, adj.

To be in a state of Caring regarding a Thing, neither of which are desirable.
I am real mad and also acare.
acare by nonthing December 2, 2011

actorexia 

When actors in movies and television don't actually eat, even though they may look like they are.
The breakfast table of a sitcom is often loaded with actorexia.