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An outdated abbreviation that stands for “Annoying Little Kid;” Mostly discovered in schools; They’re an unfairly mandatory source of annoyance and mental suffering caused by at least one person which grown-ups feel the need to have them stay in most of the same territories as you. They evade and deflect consequences in countless ways.

What makes them different from MSDs (Middle School Dropouts) is that ALKs actually stay in school and possibly graduate no matter how unintelligent they are.
“My permanent record is ruined all thanks to an A.L.K.”
A.L.K. by Super Saiyazard April 13, 2021
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 

Scavengers
Trespassers
Adventurers
Loners
Killers
Explorers
Robbers

The people who inhabit The Zone in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is one of the best FPS games with RPG elements.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. by _Strelok_ September 29, 2010

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 

A person who live in the "zone", the area around Chernobyl after its second meltdown. They are illegally there and are bound to no laws. they kill who they want and then suffer the consensuses of that choice. Many are there to get rich off the artifacts and anomalies that where created by the blowouts of the power plant. Others are criminals that have fled there to escape from the law. The Ukrainian and Russian military's are constantly trying to eradicate the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s but usually have no luck, there are just to many of them and they are under manned.
NOTE- videogame
Pavel- Dude, that guy over there is a S.T.A.L.E.R. he just came out of the zone.
Yakov- I wish I was a S.T.A.L.K.E.R..
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. by YakovAlekseev February 10, 2008

S.T.A.L.K.E.R

"Oi, Dimitri, i think i played too much S.T.A.L.K.E.R yesterday"
S.T.A.L.K.E.R by Chocox11 February 7, 2018

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is a name of series of popular PC games (Shadow of Chernobyl, Clear Sky, Call of Pripyat), in which many fractions of people called "S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s" are waging wars for a land around Chernobyl nuclear power plant (AKA the Zone), which hides artefacts with weird physical properties. These artefacts are extremely valuable.

The acronym S.T.A.L.K.E.R. stands for:

Scavenger
Trespasser
Adventurer
Loner
Killer
Explorer
Robber

That is really a good description of what most stalkers really are, although the acronym only makes sense in english.

The difference between S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and stalker is that one of them is a job and the other one is a mental sickness.
Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

- Ukrainian soldiers guarding right before opening fire.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S 

Accronym which means: Stupid Teenagers Attempting to Love, Kill, or Even Rape Someone
I hate how many S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S there are in the world

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 

A person who risks his life to loot the ruins of Chernobyl for nothing much in return. Usually wears a gas mask, N.B.C. suit, and is armed with an AK-47. Can be found in groups huddled around a campfire squatting to some tunes.
A nu cheeki breeki v damki!!! (Bandits hunting a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. by W.O. 88 September 12, 2019
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