A.F.C 

Angry.Fat.Chic.
A fat chic that was once thin and is now extremely angry at the world for her weight gain. Do not get on this types bad side. Bribes easily with food. To stay on this types good side buy sufficent amounts of Krispy Kreme doughnuts and Entemanns strudels. Found snugly seated in small cubicles in offices worldwide.

That A.F.C just chewed my as* for not ordering hot chocolate for the breakroom, but she is better now since I slipped her a moonpie from the vending machine.

A.F.C by jleowarn January 11, 2006

A F C 

Away From Controller
In a Halo match but not really playing

When playing Halo, finding out your teammates or the opponets are there but not at the controller. Resulting in frustration or happyness, depending on who is A F Cing

A F C by Nickdp676 March 16, 2009

I.D.E.F.C.A.F. 

I Don't Even Fucking Care Anymore Fuck.

A: "john broke up with me."
B: "aww, youll get over it"
A: "I.D.E.F.C.A.F."

I.D.E.F.C.A.F. by 143m August 31, 2010

C.A.F-caf 

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

Man did you hear her caf?

Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!

I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..

C.A.F-caf by BigDaddyErn January 4, 2011

E.A.F.D.C 

Eat A Fucking Dick, Cunt

E.A.F.D.C

E.A.F.D.C by Communist0 April 11, 2015

Y.D.A.F.O.C

Y.D.A.F.O.C Which stands for Young Dumb And Full Of Cum

Bobby-yo i think the condom broke when I banged Carly.
Alex & Jon- your Y.D.A.F.O.C(Young Dumb And Full Of Cum)

Y.D.A.F.O.C by Jon Pitt April 7, 2008

A.F.S.C.M.E.

1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)

2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees

3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.

4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.

Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.

Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.

A.F.S.C.M.E. by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009