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Used when ordering coffee and you want half regular and half decaffinated.
I'll have a tall half-caf latte on the fly.
Half-Caf by Tentochi February 11, 2005
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caf it up 

a phrase meaning to engage a crew (usually 5 or 6 classmates), to go sit at a big round table in your university cafeteria to talk and carry on in an extremely loud and boisterous manner (so as to ensure that at least the neighboring 10 or so tables can hear) and 1) talk shit about all of the people who you just had class with, 2) make negative comments about absolutely everyone in the cafeteria, usually regarding their wardrobe choices, or 3) just chat in general, usually with a conversational emphasis on having sex and/or abusing alcohol and drugs
Although Evan had skipped class for 3 consecutive weeks, he never missed a single opportunity to caf it up. I guess ripping on fat chicks wearing clothes 6 sizes too small and swapping stories about tag-teaming strippers from behind while snorting lines of coke off their backs, was just slightly more intriguing than learning about the oxygen saturation curve of hemocyanin.
caf it up by ABGGGSWW July 15, 2007
Fictional drink consumed by "Abby Sciuto" in NCIS
"you brought me a caf-pow"
caf-pow by G Salt May 24, 2008
Cute as fuck.
"Girl, you are CAF!"
CAF by jokio April 6, 2013
Favorite drink of forensic scientist Abby Sciuto, played by Pauley Perrette, on NCIS. Though it is unknown what it actually consists of, its thought to be highly caffeinated, hence the name, Caf Pow. In the series, it is often used to bribe Abby.
Abby drinks Caf Pow so she can be fully fit and awake to be the best goth goddess she can be.
Caf Pow by MollyDoherty February 6, 2009

Gin in the caf 

A term used when you see someone abnormally large in a setting relating to the culinary arts that you think is an acquaintance of yours, but in reality it was just another heavy set fellow who shares the same physical features.
-"I thought I saw Gin in the caf"
- "No it was just another fat guy"
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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