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Another way to ask forcanal sex.
Guy: How much to visit you in the A-club?

Girl: An extra $50.00
A-club by DeuceBigelow June 26, 2016

E.M.A club 

Dude1:My cat ran away yesterday..😢
Dude2:Haha pussy runs away from him! He can't keep pussy!
Dude1:Kill yourself and join the E.M.A club, BUD!
E.M.A club by Carly Hue May 15, 2017

You're more chicken than a club sandwich! 

A phrase used during verbal fights in an attempt to offend the opponent. Used commonly by the camp.
Like, You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club 

Very, very bored . . .
Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra

club-a-raunt 

N. A restaurant (most likely in Houston or Atlanta) that feels more like a club than an eating establishment. There will be loud music, hookah, Hennessy, and lamb chops.
I went there to eat, but left smelling like hookah! That place is a club-a-raunt!

Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club 

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”