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Was that a racial slur?

Minorities can use this statement to freak out their white friends by making them think that they are offending them. Best used whenever any terms containing colors that might relate to the person's skin color in anyway (brown, yellow, etc.) or if "White" is used to act like you are offended at the lack of equality.
White Guy: "Looks like it's going to be a white Christmas."
Asian Friend: "Was that a racial slur?"
White Guy: "Oh my god! I didn't mean it in an offensive way..."
Asian Friend: "Just screwing with you."

A 7/11 slurpee 

You go buy a slurpee(any flavor) and then dump it all in your girlfriends ass and the slurp it out at 7:11(the time)
Man my bitch let me do a 7/11 slurpee last night!
A 7/11 slurpee by Mr.physicsmhs January 25, 2011

triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000 

when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

Slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist 

When you’re getting a blowjob and your girl decides to slobber all over your knob while moving her hands in opposite directions all the while you have your hand mixed in her hair and you can’t help but lay there like a blubbering seal.

WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship
Man Sarah gave me that slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist last night, and I can look her in the eyes anymore.

slurp a jerp 

if a jew is acting like an asshole or a douche bag to you and you still decide to suck him off, slurp a jerp is what you have done

Slurp-a-durp 3000 

Elite tier of noshing off. Step above the standard slurp-a-durp given by basic bitches. The 3000 requires years of training and experience. It is not possible to describe the slurp-a-durp 3000 but you’ll know when you’ve had it
I went home with the girl last night and she gave me the slurp-a-durp 3000. It went off within 3.4 seconds!