A-S-A rule 

A rule for daily living: "There's (A)lways (S)ome (A)sshole..."

Alice: We got all the pages set up on the wiki, but somebody from procurement logged in and replaced them all with penis images.

Betty: A-S-A rule.

A-S-A rule by DoileyLama February 19, 2023

“It’s a Small World” Rule 

A rule stating that while riding the Its a Small World ride at any Disney park, your party must participate in a deep, serious, and meaningful conversation that lasts the duration of the ride. During the conversation you must be truthful and you cannot refuse to answer anything.

“You can’t lie to me while we’re on this ride because of the “It’s a Small World” Rule.”

“It’s a Small World” Rule by Alexander Slamilton September 18, 2020

A.I.S. Rule

when a friend gives a specific time to leave an event because they are the driver and will leave your ass behind if you arent in the seat at that time.

Ass In Seat

"dude im driving and i have work in the morning, so A.I.S Rule applies."
"A.I.S. Rule bitches im leaving in one hour"

A.I.S. Rule by Dr. figilthorp October 23, 2011

As straight as a ruler

A phrase that most gay people use to try and make people think that they're straight

Kevin: I'm not gay, i'm as straight as a ruler
Jack: yeah as straight as a bendy ruler

As straight as a ruler by fantomiscool February 19, 2020

straight as a ruler

something closeted people use to describe themselves to hint that they’re attracted to the same gender, often used by people who are attracted to the opposite gender as well as the same (ie. bisexuals)

person 1: how are you so straight but so gay at the same exact time

person 2: i’m straight as a ruler

straight as a ruler by mori13 February 4, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.> by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 26, 2025