A-S-A rule

A rule for daily living: "There's (A)lways (S)ome (A)sshole..."

Alice: We got all the pages set up on the wiki, but somebody from procurement logged in and replaced them all with penis images.

Betty: A-S-A rule.

by DoileyLama February 20, 2023

GNP

Guys Named Patel - Indian IT workers

The manager tried to have *another* pizza night tonight, but the GNPs are complaining they want something more veg. So it looks like we get Chinese instead.

by DoileyLama August 08, 2022

Patel

Alias for "Gujrati" (spoken language of a small part of India).

Gujrati IT guy: ... <speaks Gujrati> ...
Other Indian IT guy, not Gujrati: ...

Gujrati IT guy: Oh, sorry!
Other guy: No, no! It's okay! I speak Patel.

by DoileyLama August 08, 2022