A phrase that most gay people use to try and make people think that they're straight
Kevin: I'm not gay, i'm as straight as a ruler
Jack: yeah as straight as a bendy ruler
by fantomiscool February 19, 2020
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something closeted people use to describe themselves to hint that they’re attracted to the same gender, often used by people who are attracted to the opposite gender as well as the same (ie. bisexuals)
person 1: how are you so straight but so gay at the same exact time

person 2: i’m straight as a ruler
by mori13 February 5, 2021
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