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A.S.A

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awkward sexual advances

usually made by a horny boy to a girl that is semi interested
Girl: me and tom were having a great date untill he tried to finger me in the movie theatre

Friend: haha..that was a total A.S.A!!!!!!
A.S.A by koolcid July 24, 2009

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. 

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Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.
I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!
A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. by Billy January 20, 2005

A.S.A.F.P. 

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Get your ass down here A.S.A.F.P.
A.S.A.F.P. by asdfqwer1234 January 15, 2009

A.S.A.P.

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As Soon as possable
A.S.A.P. by Ty C. November 19, 2003

A.S.A.P.

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There are two many things that ASAP can stand for...
As Stupid As Possible
As Sexy As Possible
As Suckish As Possible
As Soon As Possible
Dude u are A.S.A.P.

WHOA THAT GIRL IS A.S.A.P.!

U r just A.S.A.P.

Call me A.S.A.P.
A.S.A.P. by Longbuckcwee April 25, 2009

A.S.A.H.P

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"I need to get to the airport A.S.A.H.P!"
A.S.A.H.P by Shyann2004 July 15, 2016
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