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A stretch 

Doing a drug deal
A stretch by Karinpidh October 16, 2020
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half a stretch away 

The distance of onehalf of a city block.
yo,man! we already made half a stretch away tryin' to find those guys! Let's go home!

Pop a Stretch Armstrong 

1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.

2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.
1.

Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.

2.

Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.

Havin' a stretch 

"Tell me sis, I got ya back, I'm always down for havin' a stretch"
Havin' a stretch by Ritalaloca September 3, 2016

far-fetched of a stretch 

something unlikely and unconvincing that greatly extends past a reasonable or acceptable limit
Saying that Dragonball Evolution was a good movie would be far-fetched of a stretch. So I will: It WAS a good movie. Full chest no back.

Stretch A Bitch 

1. Stretch a bitch - Verb. To stretch a woman to her breaking point or until she becomes hostile and unpleasant to be around.
2. Verb. Used by professionals in the field of plastic surgery to refer to face-lift or botox procedures.
3. Verb. Used as a meaningless response to someone explaining their problems when the other person was not listening or does not care
1.
John - Man, did you see Nikki last night?
Mr. Fred - Yeah, Phil sure stretched a bitch when he said she looked fat.

2.
Dr. Cho - What do you have this afternoon?
Dr. Milo - Just stretching a bitch, then I'm going to hit the club.
Dr. Cho - Hah, good man.

3.
Nancy McBoy - I don't know what to do man, what if she doesn't like me?
Tom - I donno man... Stretch a bitch?
Nancy McBoy - Pardon?
Tom - Oh, nothing Nancy, nothing.
Stretch A Bitch by Urixo February 1, 2010

stretch a foot

to hurry up; carribean in origin
stretch a foot mon, before tha po' get here
stretch a foot by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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