A steff 

When you sleep in the middle of the day like a lil kid, because some cool person kept you awake on Whatsapp all night.

Person 1: I just fell asleep for an hour
Person 2: Oh, you did a steff?
Person 1: Ye, gamer grill kept whatsapping me so didn't sleep

A steff by Dutchgamergrill March 15, 2016

doing a Stafford 

To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.

Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.

(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.

(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet

doing a Stafford by fryson August 3, 2010

Holding a staff meeting 

Another term for male masturbation.

Hey man want to come over my house after school? Sorry bro I'm holding a staff meeting at 3 I can't.

Holding a staff meeting by Lennox81 September 9, 2011

doing a Stafford 

The process of creating faecal matter in a toilet within a building in which one is a guest. Includes public places such as shopping centres and restaurants.

-Stan's been gone a while, I thought he'd only gone to the toilet
-Well, that could mean only one thing; he's doing a Stafford
-That's vile, you always wait until you get home and go in your own toilet

doing a Stafford by Stan Stappord. December 8, 2010

Pulling a Stefan 

When you go out to eat with a bunch of people and eat the food, but insist on only paying for a portion of your food.

Person: "Guys, the bill is 90 dollars, let's split it equally."

Person Pulling a Stefan: "Yea, I'm only going to pay for my drink."

Pulling a Stefan by nasubi October 2, 2017

doing a Stafford 

To defecate in a toilet not owned by oneself.

- I had a lot of bran this morning, I'm pretty desperate, thinking of doing a Stafford.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.

doing a Stafford by RamRafford August 5, 2010

Pulling a Staffy

Just like all college jocks, Mathew Stafford loved the chicks but he had one thing that he was KNOWN for…and that was banging out very drunk girls. He did it so much, such action from this point on, is now called pulling a “Staffy” It is when you get the girl you are with so drunk that even if you have to drag her ass back to your room, you know she will put out.

Person one: Every time I see your friend at a party he is getting a different girl as drunk as he can. And then I always see him leaving the party with her.

Person two: Yes, he is a master at that.

Person one: Master at what?

Person two: Pulling a Staffy

Pulling a Staffy by HotPocket3 August 6, 2009