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Life span of a retard 

Life span of a retard is 17 years they are mostly 5’7ish blonde females with small intellects
Life span of a retard by $peek-EliZ September 4, 2022

Life span of a weirdo 

They usually live from 11-13
The life span of a weirdo is 11-13 years

Life span of a hoe 

A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!
According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years.

Life span of a dumb brother

Usually 23-24 years due to stunted developement in brain cells

Look out for your dumb brothers, it aint self out there
The life span of a dumb brother is 23yrs

life span of a Beaner 

When you fall off the border at the age of 12
Roberto has the life span of a beaner he died at the age of 12 because he was to fat to fit over the border

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026