A slap 

A slap is a retarded who is cooked out of theyre mind

Timmy got a cigarillo, “timmy you a slap you was suppose to get a wood”

A slap by Weedmeme June 3, 2018

a slap happy hellacopter 

While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!

yo i gave ya moms a slap happy hellacopter last night!!!

a slap happy hellacopter by Dave 6 September 23, 2003

a slap in the face 

(n.) A situation where a mighty powers' will has been denied.

Germanys' re-armament was a slap in the face for the Treaty of Versaille members, although they chose to do nothing about it.

a slap in the face by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

A Slap Away 

A term often used for not so macho men who demonstrate they may be gay or are too effeminate.

"I swear that dude is a slap away from sucking dick"

A Slap Away by Zombiewriter75 April 2, 2022

have a slap on the pokies 

To have a bet on the pokies

"Bill are you going to have a slap on the pokies"

have a slap on the pokies by Dylan_Alien666 October 12, 2017

Give a slap and run a lap 

The challenge when you sneak up on your friends and slap them as hard as you can on the back of the head. Then you run as fast as you can to avoid getting shot.

Guy #1 Ey mayne! lets do the give a slap and run a lap challenge!
Guy #2 Fuck yes i'm deadass down!
Guy #1 Lets slap Ronnie!
Guy #2 Let's hit em hard!

Give a slap and run a lap by Baznigger June 5, 2018

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish by mom743 December 4, 2010